Tom Baker

Tom Basedker
Tim Barker at maximum comfy.
Tim Barker at maximum comfy.
Actor information
Main role Fourth Doctor
Other roles Meglos, Xoanon, narrator of Little Britain
Born 20 January 1934
Status Alive and offering jelly babies
Bug Eyed Monster
Publicity still of Tom Baker negotiating his contract with the BBC.
Tom showing up on your doorstep.
Saucy Tom.
So based he has his own clothing line.

Tony Banker is a Britannian actor who played the best Doctor and the Curator in the long-running BBC documentary series Doctor Jew.

Also starred in the legendary abandoned Season 18.


Baker is known worldwide for randomly entering people's houses, helping himself to a sandwich (or whatever's in the fridge) and sitting down to watch himself in Doctor Who while cheering loudly and pointing at the screen and exclaiming "That's me!"


He is BASED as based gets, and is easily recognized by his trademark brown leather cuff boots and robot dog.


Baker's planet of origin is unknown.

Ruining your Childhood

Tom Baker suffered depression for a long period of time until he actually got a chance to regularly achieve things and meet people when playing as the Doctor. Inspiring story right? True, but while he was depressed, he almost shot his mother-in-law from his first marriage. To be fair, I think most of us wanted to shoot our in-laws.

Lucky Bastard

Tom Baker married The Sexy Romana when she left the show.

Unlucky Bastard

The marriage only lasted 16 months and he was stuck with Adric.

Further Tribulations

Tom Baker is the greatest living example of the Three Season Curse. After playing the Doctor for 75 years, he left for greener pastures and immediately sank into complete oblivion.

Did you ever see his version of Hound of the Baskervilles? Of course you didn't. Between Logopolis and The Day of the Doctor, he was essentially invisible, and since Day of the Doctor he's gone completely incognito yet again.

Time for Comfy

Settle down and let ol' Tomcat tell you the greatest story ever told.
Have you ever wanted Tom to talk to you about masturbation? Of course you have.