Time Lord

Rassilon refusing to die.
James Bond yells at some Time Lords.
The Doctor giving /who/ the dressing down it deserves.
One in five Gallifreyans were born as bears.
Once more the Sith will rule the galaxy.
Tennant cosplaying again.

The Doctor is a Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey. Time Lords look like humans except hotter (see: Romana). Being both the oldest and most technologically advanced race in the setting, they naturally couldn't find their arse with both fucking hands.


Time Lords have two hearts. When they suffer a mortal injury, illness, or old age they can regenerate which gives them extremely long life spans. Time Lords are godlike, corrupt as fuck and most likely paedophiles.

(This article was not written by a Dalek.)

Deepest lore

Before the Time Lords there was Pythia.

Notable Time Lords