Santa Claus

Nick 'Santa Claus' Frost.

Played by Nick Frost himself. Showed up at the end of Death In Heaven as a teaser for Last Christmas.


It is a little known fact that Nick Frost is in fact the real Father Christmas. He thinks he's being clever by shortening Saint Nicholas to Nick and calling himself Frost, like no one's going to get that connection. Nice try Nick. Loved you in Shaun of the Dead. Where's the Action Man I asked for when I was ten, you fucking shit?


Stegan Moffft has been quoted as confirming something that /who/ has known for over a fucking week now.  Moffart, speaking at the recent Series 8 DVD launch, said (direct quotes here too you assholes) “Santa could never be evil, for heaven’s sake! Santa is both real and a Christmas hero.  No no, don’t worry any parents who were worried about that. Santa is presented, as he is in real life, as a great Christmas hero."  Morefat, smiling, looked around the room but got no reaction other than one single flash from a camera, then gamely added “He [Nick Frost] actually is the real Santa. He’s been faking it up until now. For the first time he’s allowing the natural colour of his beard to show through.”  When the room stayed silent enough to hear someone at the back drop their soup spoon onto the deep plush carpeting of the five-star hotel where the BBC was wasting their money for this irritating media "event", Moffat chuckled uncomfortably and pressed on.  “You could figure it out, you know, Nick Frost, Nicholas Frost – you see?”  He then left the podium to scattered, tepid applause and, raising his hand in the air as if to say goodbye but speaking too far from the mic for his words to be picked up, said "So buy the DVD set!  I know it's over priced, but buy it anyway because (unintelligible)."