SJWs (Slitheen Justice Warriors) are a group of people who are so upset that no one takes The Slitheen seriously that they feel the need to go on the internet defending the most retarded and simplistic villains in Doctor Who. This gives SJWs the feeling that they are helping to improve the world without actually doing anything useful at all. Remember in the old days, when you could shit on The Slitheen without the fart brigade jumping down your throat? Good days, brath, good days....

As a group, SJWs defer to the sacred holy text How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Fart Jokes


Oh look, cancer!

SJWs are the eternal scourge of /who/ not only because they are trying to ruin Doctor Who by getting the New Series to bring back The Slitheen, There is a common misconception on 4chan that Doctor Who fans are mainly SJWs because both are common on tumblr and because /who/ is not as stupidly against farting as most of /tv/, /b/, and /pol/, which they take as being equivalent to SJW. I think this is unfair, as I myself am a massive farter. Like all thought-terminating cliches, 'SJW' says more about the neuroses and peccadilloes of the faintly smelly neckbeard using the term than the rather pious and overly earnest people they are slagging off.

It is worth noting that the backlash against SJWs is often just as touchy and insta-enraged as the SJWs themselves. This is because all people suck, regardless of race, socioeconomic status, gender, (imagined, real or perceived), religion (or lack thereof), national origin (although we all know the British are the worst) or age. Pretty much if they're awake or in at least a semi-lucid state, people will suck and will never never stop sucking. You suck, I suck, he sucks, she sucks, they suck, hir sucks and Moffat sucks. Especially Moffat. It's all my mother's fault. They're all bitches. ALL OF THEM! Now excuse me while I retire to my shed, don my fedora and abuse myself to TARDIS technical manuals.

It should be noted that neither of these paragraphs are true. SJWs are really boogeymen which haunt the dreams of 4channers. The only capacity they actually exist is on Tumblr posts about Guy Fieri. In this regard they are no different from God, this wiki being deleted, Micheal Grade, the gay agenda, Foreman coming out and the concept of canon

Things that identify an SJW

  • Having a tumblr
  • Writing for DWM
  • Defending Aliens Of London/World War Three
  • Thinks that the Slitheen episodes of Sarah Jane Adventures are the best Doctor Who has to offer.
  • Loves the smell of Farts
  • Hates Moffat for never bringing back The Slitheen
  • Hating The New Doctor for not having a Slitheen episode.
  • Using the term "people without gas" as a pejorative term
  • Wanting The Doctor to eat a lot of Gassy Foods.
  • Saying something should have been left out of an episode because it "farted" (upset) them or someone else for reasons other than being aesthetically unsound
  • Saying that something is "smelly" because it conflicts with typical Fartology or Gassy assumptions
  • Telling people who disagree with them to "check their butts" (this is harder to do on an anonymous forum like 4chan since the SJW does not know what sort of butts they can accuse the person of)
  • Ignoring all evidence that conflicts with their view that something is "Smelly" so they can be as offended and self-righteous as possible
  • Underenthusiastic about the possibility about a Welsh Doctor because the Welsh Hate farting.
  • Wanting the Doctor to fart.
  • Supporting a constipated companion
  • Adding that they don't want any of the above if aforementioned character is going to be written by Steven Moffat
  • Deleting anti fart jokes from the wiki
  • Deleting the Burping page (though it is a piece of shit, and I say that as a fan)
  • Identifying as constipated farting pie-kin
  • Hating kink-shaming, unless it's their particular kinks
  • Being RTD

Alternate Interpretations

  1. SJW was a term used to abbreviate Sensitive Joss Whedon when he was complaining too much about Jurassic World (in the interest of fairness that film was a bit shit).
  2. It stands for Sacagewea (which doesn't have a fucking J you farter).
  3. Most people who use this term are basically just Ian levine but with Jabba The Hutt's sexual politics. Or should that be Jabba The Hutt but with Ian Levine's lack of restraint?
  4. Could we stop this please and go back to jokes about Five raping Adric?
  5. None of this really matters because we're all going to die in the end.