|Capaldi aging backwards.|
|Main role||Twelfth Doctor|
|Other roles||Some Pompeii guy|
|Born||14 April 1958|
|Status||Alive, filling Jenna with his Anaconda|
Stupid Sexy Capaldi left at the end of Series 10, because the show wasn't be as much fun without Moffat to kick around. This means that CapaldiForSeries11 failed. Also he said he will never come back Because he died.
Pierre Coppola was born sometime during the 1960's BC. As a child Pietro was constantly trying to appoint himself dictator of various Doctor Who fanclubs. Billions of lives were lost as the young Capaldini waged war on Doctor Who Fandom. He later started a band called The Dreamboys with Craig Ferguson, Russell The Davies and Matt Smith, but after he was raped by RTD he left the band and became a professional underwear model (only to be raped even harder by RTD.)
The Fires of Pompeii
Soon after he appeared on the program itself as a marble worker of Pompeii. Tennant, sensing the fact that he was dealing with a ferociously superior actor, actually attempted to let Capaldi die during the course of filming in order to prevent the Capaldick from stealing his career. Catty Tate stopped him from this cruel act, and the events were written into the episode in order to show there were no "hard feelings".
When Le Fezzler had his big break doing coke in the dumpster behind Legendary Pictures, Steven Moffat started looking for a replacement Doctor. After many an hour searching he found The Capaldick hiding in a trashcan in Cardiff taking nude pictures of Jenna Coleman. Peter was put on payroll to fuck Jenna 10 times a day and eventually got the role of The Doctor in the hit FOX TV movie Doctor Who.
These stories comprised Pineapple Cappuccino's black and white debut as the Doctor. Released only
hours days apart, all five episodes were pretty good. The CGI was miles ahead of anything from the RTD era, and Marigold did his best ever work.
Capaldi did not age gracefully between seasons. He's looking a bit pale.
Looked younger and happier than ever.
On the verge of death. Moffat has sucked all of the life force out of him. Goodnight sweet prince.
Literally looks younger than Smith.