Ninth Doctor

Kill yourself.
— Eccleston, to a 12 year old Doctor Who fan.
Ninth Doctor
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Played by Christopher Eccleston
Years Active 2005
First story Rose
Last story The Parting of the Ways
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Nine's catchphrase.
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Confirmed canon.

Nine, also known as "the shockingly accurate Tom Baker impression that is paradoxically so subtle that you wouldn't even know that it's a Tom Baker impression on your first viewing" is objectively the best Doctor, and was played by Sir Christopher "Can't Heckle The Eccle"ston MBE, better known by his stage name, David Nineant. If you disagree you have shitty taste and Ecclescunt will headbutt fuck out of you.

Burst onto screens in 2005 and lent the newly-revived Doctor Who some much-needed credibility as there was an actual real actor playing the Doctor this time, not just some guy they found dribbling on the street wearing a silly hat.

Reminder that you should go with him.


First appeared in Rose, last seen in The Parting of the Ways (unless you count the archival appearance in The Day of the Doctor.)


The Ninth Doctor (aka. The Oncoming Storm) was a nazi skinhead who wore a leather jacket and Doc Martens boots for curbstomping plebs. He did not suffer fools gladly. More than likely assassinated JFK.


After Rose committed genocide on the Daleks Nine jizzed so hard he regenerated into the Tenth Doctor.


GOAT. Gone too soon, RIP in paradoxes.


Shalka Doctor

Second Ninth Doctor played by Richard E. Grant is from an alternate timeline and is confirmed canon.

Fatal Death Doctor

Third Ninth Doctor played by Rowan Atkinson is from a different alternate timeline and is confirmed canon.

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Memorable Quotes

"Lol Rickey, what a big, fat fuckin' virgin, yeah?" ~Nine will steal your qt3.14gf.

"Fanta-stick." ~What?

"Nice to meet ya, Rose. Run for your life!" ~Nine pretending to be Jack The Ripper.

"Lots of Planets have a North!" ~Pff this gets me every time.

"Do you know like we were sayin'? About the Earth revolving? It's like when you're a kid. The first time they tell you that the world's turning and you just can't quite believe it 'cause everything looks like it's standin' still. I can feel it. The turn of the Earth. The ground beneath our feet is spinnin' at 1,000 miles an hour and the entire planet is hurtling around the sun at 67,000 miles an hour, and I can feel it. We're fallin' through space, you and me, clinging to the skin of this tiny little world, and if we let go... That's who I am." ~Sciencey-wiencey.

"Jiggery-pokery." ~What Nine did to Rose. Probably.

"Everything has its time and everything dies." ~Nine in response to Splink's death.

"Put her on a slow heat and let her simmer!" ~Nine liked pies too. People pies.

"Why don't you just die?!" ~Nine hates people.

"Do you wanna come with me?" ~Nine's pickup line.

"Just this once... everybody splinks!" ~Nine shortly before forgetting to Splink and regenerating into Two-Inch.

See also:

Nine with his main companion.

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