— Eccleston, to a 12 year old Doctor Who fan.
|Played by||Christopher Eccleston|
|Last story||The Parting of the Ways|
|War Doctor||Tenth Doctor|
Nine, also known as "the shockingly accurate Tom Baker impression that is paradoxically so subtle that you wouldn't even know that it's a Tom Baker impression on your first viewing" is objectively the best Doctor, and was played by Sir Christopher "Can't Heckle The Eccle"ston MBE, better known by his stage name, David Nineant. If you disagree you have shitty taste and Ecclescunt will headbutt fuck out of you.
Burst onto screens in 2005 and lent the newly-revived Doctor Who some much-needed credibility as there was an actual real actor playing the Doctor this time, not just some guy they found dribbling on the street wearing a silly hat.
Reminder that you should go with him.
The Ninth Doctor (aka. The Oncoming Storm) was a nazi skinhead who wore a leather jacket and Doc Martens boots for curbstomping plebs. He did not suffer fools gladly. More than likely assassinated JFK.
GOAT. Gone too soon, RIP in paradoxes.
- Wose Tywah
- Rose's Fat Arse
- Plastic Mickey
- Captain "Jacked" Hardness
- Jackie Tywah (not really a companion but he probably hit that when Rose wasn't looking)
- Adam Mitchell
- Harriet Jones
Fatal Death Doctor
"Lol Rickey, what a big, fat fuckin' virgin, yeah?" ~Nine will steal your qt3.14gf.
"Nice to meet ya, Rose. Run for your life!" ~Nine pretending to be Jack The Ripper.
"Lots of Planets have a North!" ~Pff this gets me every time.
"Do you know like we were sayin'? About the Earth revolving? It's like when you're a kid. The first time they tell you that the world's turning and you just can't quite believe it 'cause everything looks like it's standin' still. I can feel it. The turn of the Earth. The ground beneath our feet is spinnin' at 1,000 miles an hour and the entire planet is hurtling around the sun at 67,000 miles an hour, and I can feel it. We're fallin' through space, you and me, clinging to the skin of this tiny little world, and if we let go... That's who I am." ~Sciencey-wiencey.
"Jiggery-pokery." ~What Nine did to Rose. Probably.
"Everything has its time and everything dies." ~Nine in response to Splink's death.
"Put her on a slow heat and let her simmer!" ~Nine liked pies too. People pies.
"Why don't you just die?!" ~Nine hates people.
"Do you wanna come with me?" ~Nine's pickup line.
"Just this once... everybody splinks!" ~Nine shortly before forgetting to Splink and regenerating into Two-Inch.
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