|“||I'll get that bitch a celery. Bitches love celery.||”|
Celery is a popular fashion accessory worn by the Fifth Doctor.
It can also be eaten, apparently. Absolutely disgusting.
As all American kids know, celery tastes better with peanut butter, as long as you use so much peanut butter you can't taste the celery. If the Brits had learned this, they'd still have their empire.